Talk:Uber Goober/@comment-38978423-20190501200423

Also @Dabrudah i like your story so i have my own version ;w; but except ish with me in full cry with a war hammer and steel pick and axe tho i dont rlly have those stuff, so heres da story:

One day, i went to a mine to get some gold, iron, and coal when i came across an abnormally large goober, i wacked its noggin with my hammer, and then it turns all weird and gooey! i used my axe to cut it in half, but it kept moving though it was cut in half! as i went more down in the mine, the more GOObers i came across, then, i discovered the largest goober!! it was about my size, it had a crown that looks a lot like the Queen ant's, there seemed to be the husk of a purple dead ant body that was very large, and there was even a void gate! i also saw some tied up void ants getting slapped by the GOObers, so then, i thought that they may have been created from souls of goobers that wandered down here, went through the void gate, and inspirited jelly to create the monstrosity they were!!!! there also were some very happy shellys down there, who were roamin free and into the void gate to become void shellys, and then the big GOOber attempted to pounch on me, but i wacked it to the wall with my hammer, and ran for my life... i wonder what will happen when the GOObers emerge from the god damn cave......

TWELVE DAYS LATER.

I invent legs of steel for sharky my pet shark, so he can go on the land too! hes a real land shark! and goldy gets legs of steel too, and then, with all my pets, ( Spike the sand war mammoth, Snowy the snow war mammoth, Shello the big shelly, Bessy the normal banto, blah blah blah i have one of every god damn animal you just imagine some names) Go back down the GOOber mine, and somebody was down there too, and called them uber goobers, and they were even more enslaved void ants!!!!!!!! and they even had void shards around, and void shellys... me and the other person ran out as fast as we could, and i blocked the cave with a stone gate...... i open it, and i get my war mammoths to intimidate the uber goobers....... i can only imagine what will happen to those goobers later......... and thats the end for now, i got nuthin left ;-; BUT I WILL THINK OF SUMPTHIN so dis da end for now yes it was long but i wanted to get in a bunch of detail on my version of @Dabrudah's story ;-;