User:IamShellyBoi



hello weird people that are looking at my profile for no reason. if you keep reading you might be sucked in to the world of shelly bois. this is a big world where i rule. i play a ton of booooga booooooga and i will help those in need. if you meet me in a public server (which is very unlikely), consider yourself lucky to meet a freakin shelly. anyway, life is short for us shellies, so let me explain my life story

I was born in a humble game called booga booga, to my good father soybeen, and my mother roblox. i run a tribe called the shelly boi tribe which is very tiny at the moment but we will sort that out later. i was abducted at a young age by a ant. somehow i managed to escape and tell the tale when a person with the username whirwuis freed me. after, i created the shelly boi tribe to help traumatized victims of abduction (jk). after, i grinded at least 800 levels and became one of the greatest players to ever walk booga booga. i am still rebirthing to this day.... i now own the god pick that i named soybeen in honor of my father.

so, i shall tell you my life story in a much more detailed manner.

Feb 21, 2020.

I sit on my couch, looking for games to play on ROBLOX. Suddenly, i find a game called booga booga. i suddenly play it. i became what is known as a shelly boi from that point on. i grinded my first rebirth that same day.

March 3, 2020.

I have reached my 6th rebirth. nothing can stop me at this point. i destroy and conquer lands not of my making. i have reached the point where nothing stands in my way. all those who challenge me have been defeated. i am the shelly boi,

April 11th, 2020.

I have reached my 8th rebirth. At this point I have a bunch of friends that aid me with my adventures. I lead them to grand victories and splendid spoils. But then... MY PROGRESS IS RANDOMLY DELETED!

April 12th, 2020

After a good pound my PC is ready to serve me once again. I go back on BOOGA BOOGA and farm more levels. I get my progress back later, accelerating my goals even further of server-wide domination, and later, game-wide domination.

April 30th, 2020.

I have reached my 10th rebirth. Life is good, I got a steady flow of resources, God Picks are better than ever, I have everything I need. Now all I need to do is unlock the God Axe and I am the ultimate SHELLY BOI.

May 8th, 2020.

Life is bad once again. Hackers have stolen my items for no reason. I am stuck farming resources once again.